IM IN UR FRYS PROTEKTIN UR KIDS

[beamjockey]

While shopping at Fry's, samwinolj (right) discovers that Chuck Norris (left) is lending his Mighty Fists Of Death to defend your computer.

It's almost as if Chuck wishes he were Bruce Schneier. But then, doesn't everyone?

(See http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts)

Comments

[madtechie2718.livejournal.com]

At least he'snot smoking one of those damned cigars, as I keep seeing him doing in every airline magazine I open...

BTW, thanks for the '(right)' comment, without my reading glasses, I'd have had terrible trouble differentiating you from the pic of Chuck...

[samwinolj.livejournal.com]

Yeah, people keep mistaking me for Chuck Norris all the time...

[del-c.livejournal.com]

The picture is quite wide at 1024 pixels. Could you resize it to 800 pixels, or put it behind a cut tag?

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Yes, please. It's weirding up my friends page.

[beamjockey.livejournal.com]

I'll try.

I'm worried about losing definition on Chuck, but there's an easy fix for that:

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Thank you kindly.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

Protect your kids from internet predators. They look just like normal people. The man on the box, for example, could be an internet predator. Are your kids protected? Give 'em a 20 pack of Trojans and hope for the best...

[maiac.livejournal.com]

I had not seen that Bruce Schneier Facts site before. I may not do anything else all day.

[johnridley.livejournal.com]

Your life is now much more complete.
Karen was totally tickled by the whole phenomenon, and I'm pretty sure she bought the T shirt.

[maiac.livejournal.com]

If I'd been thinking, I would have bought the "WWBD" t-shirt and worn it to their anniversary party.

[hugohemman.livejournal.com]

This site lets you design your own T-shirt or browse hundreds for sale -- and you know all of the artists are getting paid, so there's no guilt involved.

[mcroft.livejournal.com]

I looked at that and thought that Chuck was wishing he was Peter Norton...

[charlie-meadows.livejournal.com]

The only problem is that Mr. Norris re-boots your OS with a roundhouse kick!