Found while Googling "Neutron Flux"

[beamjockey]

I spend much of my time trying to avoid neutron flux, but apparently there are people who feel differently.

Behold, the Addidas ZX Flux Neutron sneaker:



I'm pretty sure these are the kind of sneakers Doctor Manhattan would wear.

I also learned from a sneaker-collector site (this is the first day in my whole life that I have visited a sneaker-collector site) that I need not worry about radioactive contamination, for the same manufacturer offers a ZX Flux Decon sneaker. Much snazzier than the paper booties I usually wear.

Comments

[von-krag.livejournal.com]

It needs lil blinky LEDs going on random as you walk