Fortune cookies may be interesting at China House in Warrenville, but the soy sauce packets are even more interesting.
Sometimes I eat there. Sometimes I obtain food "to go." In the latter case, China House tucks little packets of mustard and soy sauce into my bag.
When I remove them, I can read the fun facts printed on the packets. I may learn that New Orleans has hosted the Superbowl nine times, or that the Yangtzee River is the third-longest river in the world, at 3800 miles.

Such trivia, however, did not prepare me for this:

Eventually, we learn the most amazing fact of all:

Sometimes I eat there. Sometimes I obtain food "to go." In the latter case, China House tucks little packets of mustard and soy sauce into my bag.
When I remove them, I can read the fun facts printed on the packets. I may learn that New Orleans has hosted the Superbowl nine times, or that the Yangtzee River is the third-longest river in the world, at 3800 miles.
Such trivia, however, did not prepare me for this:

Eventually, we learn the most amazing fact of all:
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Date: 2014-06-15 05:46 pm (UTC)