Tom Swift and His Wardrobe Malfunction

[beamjockey]

"Do you have a needle and thread? My trousers have split," said Tom in an unseemly fashion.

Comments

[del-c.livejournal.com]

Tailor's shop in Athens, c. 450BC:

"Euripides?"

"Yes. Eumenides?"

[purpleranger.livejournal.com]

I think in one of the Marx Brothers's movies, Chico had a line that went, "Euripides pants, you pay for them."