My Job, in Non-Up-Goer-Five-Speak

[beamjockey]

Everyone is trying the Up-Goer Five Speak challenge. Being somewhat contrary, I wondered whether I could describe my job without using ANY of the one thousand-- sorry, "the ten hundred" --most common words in English.

Particle accelerators emit numerous ionizing radiation varieties. Fermilab's shielding specialists examine available overburden, buried steel, cable penetrations, interlocked detectors, et cetera, determining adequacy, limiting radiation doses below prescribed levels.