IM IN UR FRYS PROTEKTIN UR KIDS

While shopping at Fry's, samwinolj (right) discovers that Chuck Norris (left) is lending his Mighty Fists Of Death to defend your computer.

It's almost as if Chuck wishes he were Bruce Schneier. But then, doesn't everyone?

(See http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com and http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts)