Thus Comes... The Advertiser!

In the manner of those annoying "bugs" that crop up at the bottom of TV screens to advertise programs other than the one you're trying to watch, Livejournal today has introduced an announcement. It clings to the bottom of every LJ page I try to read.




There are probably a lot of guys named Stan Lee; possibly one of them already occupies part of the namespace. Plus, impostors are everywhere. So the celebrity must choose an account name like therealstanlee.

I am tempted to register for etherealstanlee, but my hand is stayed because I can't think of enough schtick to make it entertaining.