IPSTD: My Summer Vacation on Neptune

I'm a day late for International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day, sorry.

I'm not a fiction writer, but here is a 1989 article I've never put on the Web before.

Phone Call from a Turquoise Giant,
or
I Was a 900-Number Bimbo from Outer Space.

I hope to dress it up with photos and diagrams when I get a chance.