1. I can think of much more apropos (and nastier, prolly couldn't get printed) ways to express that headline. I keep thinking some REAL mad scientist somewhere actually has a time machine ray, and is using it, sorta willy-nilly.

2. I'm glad I'm not the only person who does that shifting emphasis thing. Word play is a fan thing, tho, yes? No?

3. Hey, I LIKE Land O' Lakes. Minnesota is okay too. ^_^