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beamjockey ([personal profile] beamjockey) wrote2004-11-23 12:07 pm
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Like Matryoshka, Only Edible

So again the holidays approach, and again one hears mention of the festive "turducken," a turkey, stuffed with a deboned duck, stuffed with a deboned chicken.

Has anybody yet served up an ostremuturduckengame-hen?

Dry...

[identity profile] lsanderson.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If you could put the turkey inside a goose... or a pheasant inside a duck...

Putting the driest, blandest bird on the outside seems to make a mockery of the whole project.

I've not eaten one, but I'm familiar with the concept.

Re: Dry...

[identity profile] shimgray.livejournal.com 2004-11-23 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
One traditional solution to the turkey-dry thing is to lather on bacon (plus, the bacon is great snackfood when it finally emerges from the oven), which I suppose in context is sort-of like the preliminary version of stuffing the entire damn thing inside a pig.

Which might just be overkill.